Hoist the Cone
Unofficial Buccos traffic desk
Updated Oct 27, 8:50 AM ET
Cone office idle
Cone status: CONE IN STORAGE
CONE IN STORAGE
The traffic office could not reach the MLB feed. Cone status is temporarily manual.
Cone Index
0
CONE IN STORAGE
Record
82-80
Streak
W1
Run diff
+28
WC back
6.0
Recent hoists
Last five reports
Completed cone calls from the latest Pirates traffic reports.
No completed games reached the traffic office.
What is this?Origin report+
A dugout cone became a fan ritual. This is the unofficial traffic desk for the orange-plastic era.
Baseball data, municipal seriousness, and exactly zero MLB endorsement.
How the index works
Deeply unofficial. Slightly strict.
The Cone Index weighs game result, score margin, run production, homers, steals, pitching, streak, and residual congestion.